1 00:00:04,609 --> 00:00:06,442 SO, GIL... 2 00:00:06,442 --> 00:00:09,191 I HEAR YOU'VE GOT AN ETHICS CONCLAVE THIS MORNING. 3 00:00:09,191 --> 00:00:11,315 DON'T EVEN START, BUDDY. YOU KNOW, I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT. 4 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:12,940 HEY, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A CAMPAIGN HERE. 5 00:00:12,940 --> 00:00:14,272 AT LEAST YOU CAN GIVE ME A HEADS UP... 6 00:00:14,272 --> 00:00:15,563 ROBERT, IF WE TALK ABOUT THIS, 7 00:00:15,563 --> 00:00:17,479 THEY'LL HAUL MY ASS BEFORE THE COMMITTEE. 8 00:00:17,479 --> 00:00:18,645 YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS. 9 00:00:28,267 --> 00:00:29,600 REALLY? 10 00:00:31,308 --> 00:00:34,764 UN-BE-LIEVABLE. 11 00:00:34,764 --> 00:00:36,639 RIDICULOUS. 12 00:00:38,596 --> 00:00:41,470 COME ON, WOMEN JUST SAY THAT. 13 00:00:41,470 --> 00:00:43,511 OH, BUT THEY REALLY MEAN IT. 14 00:00:43,928 --> 00:00:46,509 I AM GOING TO MISS THIS. 15 00:00:47,217 --> 00:00:48,634 MISS WHAT? 16 00:00:48,634 --> 00:00:50,758 LOVE AMONG THE TROPHIES. 17 00:00:50,758 --> 00:00:52,924 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 18 00:00:52,924 --> 00:00:57,255 ANDY, I HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE. 19 00:00:57,255 --> 00:00:58,671 WHAT, WHY? 20 00:00:58,921 --> 00:01:01,503 COME ON, IT'S UNFAIR TO THE GUYS HAVING ME AROUND, 21 00:01:01,503 --> 00:01:03,627 AND IT CHANGES EVERYTHING. 22 00:01:03,627 --> 00:01:05,295 POOR GIL JOHN, HE CAN'T EVEN WALK AROUND 23 00:01:05,461 --> 00:01:08,543 HIS OWN HOUSE NAKED ANYMORE, AND NEITHER CAN I. 24 00:01:08,543 --> 00:01:09,834 WHICH ISN'T FAIR TO ME. 25 00:01:09,834 --> 00:01:13,499 ANDY, I'M TOO OLD FOR DORM LIFE. 26 00:01:13,499 --> 00:01:15,456 I'M JUST... I'M GONNA LOOK FOR A HOTEL SUITE 27 00:01:15,456 --> 00:01:16,873 THAT CAN DOUBLE AS AN OFFICE FOR ME AND BENNY, 28 00:01:17,123 --> 00:01:20,329 AND OTHERWISE I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO SHUTTLE 29 00:01:20,329 --> 00:01:21,954 TO AND FROM MIAMI. 30 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:25,786 THAT REALLY WAS ONE FOR THE RECORD BOOKS. 31 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,201 THANKS. 32 00:01:27,410 --> 00:01:29,451 WAIT, BUT NO, BEFORE I ORDER YOUR PLAQUE, 33 00:01:29,742 --> 00:01:31,575 I NEED TO MAKE SURE IT WASN'T A FLUKE. 34 00:01:31,575 --> 00:01:34,865 - THAT IT'S REPLICABLE. - REPLICABLE? 35 00:01:34,865 --> 00:01:36,822 DOUBLE OR NOTHING. 36 00:01:41,529 --> 00:01:43,737 AY, DIOS MIO. 37 00:02:21,597 --> 00:02:23,429 BUENOS DIAS, LAWMAKERS. 38 00:02:23,638 --> 00:02:25,428 HEY, ADRIANA, HOW'S IT GOING? 39 00:02:30,761 --> 00:02:31,635 NO KIDDING. 40 00:02:33,976 --> 00:02:35,467 I GOT IT. 41 00:02:37,549 --> 00:02:41,631 HI, YOU MUST BE HERE ABOUT THE HOUSEKEEPING JOB. 42 00:02:41,631 --> 00:02:42,964 I'M MRS. BIGGS. 43 00:02:42,964 --> 00:02:45,796 MRS. BI... OH, MY GOD. QUE PENA. 44 00:02:45,796 --> 00:02:47,420 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 45 00:02:47,420 --> 00:02:49,419 GIL JOHN, IT'S YOUR WIFE. 46 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,085 I'M SO SORRY, I DON'T HAVE MY CONTACT LENSES IN, 47 00:02:52,085 --> 00:02:53,251 SO I DIDN'T SEE THE RESEMBLANCE. 48 00:02:53,251 --> 00:02:54,584 THE WHAT? 49 00:02:54,584 --> 00:02:55,875 OH, MY GOD. NO, NOT THE RESEMBLANCE. 50 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,583 YOU'RE NOT RELATED. I MEAN, YOU ARE RELATED, 51 00:02:57,791 --> 00:02:59,415 BUT YOU'RE NOT RELATED. WELL, YOU ARE RELATED. 52 00:02:59,415 --> 00:03:01,873 I JUST... YOU ARE NOT RELA... YOU'RE RELATED... 53 00:03:01,873 --> 00:03:03,788 WHO ARE YOU? 54 00:03:03,788 --> 00:03:06,497 MADDIE, MADDIE, THIS IS ADRIANA, ANDY'S FRIEND. 55 00:03:06,497 --> 00:03:07,829 - OH. - I MUST SOUND LIKE A DOLT. 56 00:03:07,829 --> 00:03:09,995 GOODBYE, ADRIANA. HAVE A GREAT RUN. 57 00:03:09,995 --> 00:03:11,620 THANKS. 58 00:03:14,619 --> 00:03:16,201 MADDIE, HOW ARE YOU? 59 00:03:16,201 --> 00:03:17,867 ANDY IS DATING THAT? 60 00:03:17,867 --> 00:03:19,782 WELL, WE WERE A LITTLE PUZZLED AT FIRST TOO, 61 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:21,948 BUT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HER, SHE'S ACTUALLY VERY RICH AND POWERFUL. 62 00:03:21,948 --> 00:03:23,573 MMM. 63 00:03:23,573 --> 00:03:24,822 GIL JOHN, I'VE BOOKED THE WASHINGTON ROOM 64 00:03:24,822 --> 00:03:26,613 AT THE HYATT FOR THIS AFTERNOON. 65 00:03:26,779 --> 00:03:27,988 ROBERT, ARE YOU AVAILABLE? 66 00:03:27,988 --> 00:03:30,528 WE COULD USE SOME FEEDBACK FROM A DEBATE PRO. 67 00:03:30,528 --> 00:03:31,611 AH, I GOT TO CHECK MY SCHEDULE. 68 00:03:31,819 --> 00:03:33,152 WELL, WE WOULD SO APPRECIATE IT. 69 00:03:33,152 --> 00:03:35,526 GIL JOHN MISSED THE DEBATES IN THE LAST ELECTION, 70 00:03:35,526 --> 00:03:37,942 SO HE COULD REALLY USE SOME POINTERS. 71 00:03:38,109 --> 00:03:39,524 GOOD LORD! 72 00:03:39,524 --> 00:03:43,606 OH, THIS IS THE BROOKS BROTHERS OUTLET CORNER. 73 00:03:43,606 --> 00:03:46,814 LOOK AT ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL SUITS. 74 00:03:46,814 --> 00:03:49,855 OH, G.J., IF ONLY YOU HAD ROBERT'S TASTE. 75 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,770 WHAT A DIFFERENCE THAT WOULD MAKE. 76 00:03:51,770 --> 00:03:52,812 OH! 77 00:03:52,812 --> 00:03:57,892 NOW THIS IS JUST VERY, VERY BECOMING. 78 00:03:57,892 --> 00:04:00,391 ROBERT, DO YOU MIND IF WE TRY THIS? 79 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,682 TRY THIS? 80 00:04:02,682 --> 00:04:04,307 YEAH. 81 00:04:09,097 --> 00:04:11,471 - ROOM'S CLEAN, SENATOR. - THANK YOU, JAY. 82 00:04:11,471 --> 00:04:12,720 YOU'RE WELCOME. 83 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:20,517 ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE NOW IN EXECUTIVE SESSION 84 00:04:20,517 --> 00:04:22,466 OF THE SELECT COMMITTEE ON ETHICS. 85 00:04:22,466 --> 00:04:24,590 THIS IS A PRELIMINARY HEARING LAUNCHED... 86 00:04:24,756 --> 00:04:25,923 WHY ARE WE BEING LOCKED IN? 87 00:04:25,923 --> 00:04:27,756 IS THIS LIKE A DEATHMATCH THING? 88 00:04:27,756 --> 00:04:30,755 'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN TAKE YOU ALL. 89 00:04:33,046 --> 00:04:36,502 THIS IS A PRELIMINARY HEARING LAUNCHED WHEN A SWORN COMPLAINT 90 00:04:36,502 --> 00:04:38,710 AGAINST A MEMBER SEEMS CREDIBLE ENOUGH 91 00:04:38,710 --> 00:04:40,626 TO WARRANT FURTHER INQUIRY. 92 00:04:40,626 --> 00:04:42,000 COUNSEL. 93 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,998 OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU'VE ALL BEEN BRIEFED ON THE COMPLAINT. 94 00:04:45,998 --> 00:04:47,582 NOT ME, NO, SIR. 95 00:04:47,582 --> 00:04:51,288 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SKIPPED THE BRIEFING, GIL JOHN. 96 00:04:51,288 --> 00:04:53,954 IN ORDER TO BE BRIEFED, YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY BE PRESENT. 97 00:04:53,954 --> 00:04:56,119 SO TRUE. SHOWING UP IS KEY. 98 00:04:56,119 --> 00:04:57,660 WOODY ALLEN WAS RIGHT. 99 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:58,211 I WOULDN'T KNOW. 100 00:04:58,211 --> 00:05:02,254 I'M MORE OF A LARRY ''THE CABLE GUY'' GUY. ANY OF Y'ALL SEEN HEALTH INSPECTOR? 101 00:05:02,254 --> 00:05:03,630 IT'S A CLASSIC. 102 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:05,296 BETTER THAN HANNAH AND HER SISTERS? 103 00:05:05,296 --> 00:05:06,880 PFFT! NO COMPARISON. 104 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,671 LET ME GUESS, GIL JOHN, 105 00:05:08,671 --> 00:05:11,089 YOU'RE GOING TO THROW UP GORILLA DUST ALL MORNING 106 00:05:11,089 --> 00:05:13,007 BECAUSE ROBERT'S YOUR FRIEND. 107 00:05:13,007 --> 00:05:14,632 WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE HE COULD USE ONE 108 00:05:14,632 --> 00:05:16,007 'CAUSE THIS COMPLAINT'S BULLSHIT. 109 00:05:16,007 --> 00:05:18,009 THE COMPLAINT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 110 00:05:18,009 --> 00:05:20,175 THE CHARGE IS THAT ROBERT ACCEPTED GIFTS FOR HIS VOTE 111 00:05:20,175 --> 00:05:22,134 IN FAVOR OF THE MOHAIR SUBSIDY, 112 00:05:22,134 --> 00:05:24,010 THAT HE'S IN THE POCKET OF ''BIG GOAT.'' 113 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:25,551 GIVEN YOUR PERSONAL CONNECTION, 114 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:26,969 I WONDER WHETHER YOU MIGHT NOT WANT 115 00:05:26,969 --> 00:05:28,844 TO RECUSE YOURSELF, GIL JOHN. 116 00:05:28,844 --> 00:05:30,219 I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING, 117 00:05:30,219 --> 00:05:32,720 AND NOW I JOIN THE CHAIR IN WONDERING IT ALOUD. 118 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,013 THE LADY AND GENTLEMAN NEED NOT TROUBLE THEMSELVES. 119 00:05:36,221 --> 00:05:38,889 ACCORDING TO SR-338 SECTION D, 120 00:05:38,889 --> 00:05:41,723 ''A MEMBER OF THE COMMITTEE SHALL BE INELIGIBLE 121 00:05:41,973 --> 00:05:45,223 ''TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY INQUIRY RELATING TO BRACKET 'I' 122 00:05:45,223 --> 00:05:49,933 ''THE CONDUCT OF, BRACKET ROMAN NUMERAL ONE, AS SUCH MEMBER, BRACKET ROMAN NUMERAL TWO, 123 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:52,308 ''ANY OFFICER OR EMPLOYEE THE MEMBER SUPERVISES, 124 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:54,976 ''OR, BRACKET ROMAN NUMERAL THREE, 125 00:05:54,976 --> 00:05:58,645 ANY EMPLOYEE OF ANY OFFICER THE MEMBER SUPERVISES.'' 126 00:05:58,645 --> 00:06:01,895 NOW, ANY OF THESE EXCEPTIONS SOUND LIKE ME? 127 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:05,021 ANY MENTION OF RECUSING FOR WINGMEN? 128 00:06:05,772 --> 00:06:07,188 I DIDN'T HEAR IT. 129 00:06:08,230 --> 00:06:10,106 I REST... I REST MYSELF. 130 00:06:15,315 --> 00:06:18,440 ALL RIGHT THEN. PROCEEDING. 131 00:06:21,984 --> 00:06:25,567 ''WHILE SENSATIONAL NEW POLL NUMBERS 132 00:06:25,567 --> 00:06:28,152 ''SEEM TO HAVE RESTORED 133 00:06:28,152 --> 00:06:31,111 ''LOUIS LAFFER'S POLITICAL PROSPECTS, 134 00:06:31,111 --> 00:06:35,945 ''IT IS THE STEADY OUTPOURING OF CARDS... 135 00:06:35,945 --> 00:06:40,071 ''AND FLOWERS AND PRAYERS, 136 00:06:40,071 --> 00:06:44,907 AND TWEETS WITH KITTEN GIFTS THAT HAVE REVIVED THE SENATOR'S SPIRITS.'' 137 00:06:44,907 --> 00:06:48,990 HE GOT HIS LITTLE HEAD STUCK. 138 00:06:53,242 --> 00:06:57,035 - ''EACH AND EVERY DAY...'' - SHELBY, SHELBY! 139 00:06:57,035 --> 00:06:59,243 YOU'RE TALKING OUT LOUD AGAIN. 140 00:06:59,243 --> 00:07:00,952 OH, SORRY', MA'AM. 141 00:07:00,952 --> 00:07:04,245 LET THE BOY BE, LOUISE. HE'S JUST DOING HIS JOB. 142 00:07:04,245 --> 00:07:06,320 BUT DOES HE NEED TO DO IT HERE? 143 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,121 I'M MICRO-BLOGGING, MRS. LAFFER. 144 00:07:09,121 --> 00:07:11,330 THE SENATOR'S STORY IS BREAKING REALLY BIG, 145 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:13,956 AND MY EDITOR WANTS ME TO SURROUND THE STORY 146 00:07:13,956 --> 00:07:15,330 AND FLOOD THE ZONE. 147 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:18,040 BREAKING BIG. ME. 148 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:22,083 ♪KNOCK, KNOCK! LOOK WHO'S HERE♪ 149 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:27,918 OH, TAMMY, AREN'T YOU NICE TO DROP BY? 150 00:07:27,918 --> 00:07:31,420 OH, AND LOOK AT THOSE BALLOONS! 151 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:34,086 YOUR FAVORITE COLORS, RIGHT, LOUIS? 152 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:36,212 IN CERTAIN COMBINATIONS, ABSOLUTELY. 153 00:07:36,212 --> 00:07:37,837 THANK YOU, TAMMY. 154 00:07:37,837 --> 00:07:40,338 OH, WELL, THEY'RE FROM ALL OF US AT THE OFFICE, SIR. 155 00:07:40,338 --> 00:07:42,463 WE FEEL JUST SO BADLY 156 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:45,381 THAT THE TRIP WAS SO POORLY ORGANIZED. 157 00:07:45,381 --> 00:07:48,882 WELL, LET'S GIVE THE TALIBAN A LITTLE CREDIT, TAMMY. 158 00:07:48,882 --> 00:07:51,025 THEY'RE A FORMIDABLE ADVERSARY. 159 00:07:51,025 --> 00:07:53,983 ''EVEN NOW, LYING IN A HOSPITAL BED 160 00:07:53,983 --> 00:07:55,884 LAFFER HAS NO TIME FOR BITTERNESS.'' 161 00:07:55,884 --> 00:07:58,093 SHELBY, COULD I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU? 162 00:07:58,093 --> 00:08:00,885 SURE, MA'AM. 163 00:08:00,885 --> 00:08:03,636 PERHAPS YOU COULD FLOOD THE ZONE OUT THERE. 164 00:08:04,386 --> 00:08:06,304 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIR? 165 00:08:06,304 --> 00:08:09,221 THINK? ABOUT WHAT? 166 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:10,805 MY NEW LOOK. 167 00:08:10,805 --> 00:08:13,180 WELL, YOUR COMMENT ABOUT MY TOP BLOUSES, 168 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:15,015 I KIND OF TOOK IT TO HEART. 169 00:08:15,015 --> 00:08:17,015 OH, JEEZ, TAMMY, I APOLOGIZE. 170 00:08:17,223 --> 00:08:19,533 I KNOW IT SOUNDED LIKE SEXUAL HARASSMENT, 171 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,433 - BUT I... I WAS JUST KIDDING. - OH, NO, NO, NO. 172 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:25,892 IT WAS KIND OF A WAKE-UP CALL ABOUT DRESSING PROFESSIONALLY. 173 00:08:25,892 --> 00:08:28,810 I'M JUST, I'M TRYING MY BEST NOT TO LOOK CHEAP. 174 00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:30,393 OH, TAMMY, YOU NEVER LOOK CHEAP. 175 00:08:30,393 --> 00:08:34,037 OH, ISN'T SHE SWEET? JULIE'S BEEN HELPING ME OUT. 176 00:08:34,037 --> 00:08:36,895 SHE DIDN'T NEED MUCH HELP, JUST A FEW FRESH IDEAS. 177 00:08:36,895 --> 00:08:39,312 WE FOUND SOME DARLING JACKETS 178 00:08:39,312 --> 00:08:42,480 AND SOME CUTE, LITTLE RUFFLED CROSS-OVER TOPS... 179 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,314 THAT DON'T SHOW ANYTHING. 180 00:08:44,314 --> 00:08:46,189 THAT NEW ''NICOLE MILLER'' LINE. 181 00:08:46,189 --> 00:08:48,148 YES! HOW'D YOU KNOW? 182 00:08:49,065 --> 00:08:51,441 IN THE POST. THE, UH, ADS. 183 00:08:51,441 --> 00:08:53,192 - OH. - NEXT TO THE HARD NEWS. 184 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:57,484 ANYWAY, YOU LOOK VERY OFFICE-READY 185 00:08:57,484 --> 00:09:00,485 - BUT IN A GUY-READY WAY. 186 00:09:00,485 --> 00:09:02,235 I'M SURE AARON WILL APPROVE. 187 00:09:02,235 --> 00:09:03,777 I HOPE SO. 188 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,195 HE... HE DOESN'T SEEM TO APPROVE OF MUCH SO FAR. 189 00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:09,246 TAMMY, YOU GOT TO TRUST THE LOVE DOCTOR. 190 00:09:09,246 --> 00:09:11,112 HE WOULDN'T HAVE INTRODUCED YOU TWO 191 00:09:11,112 --> 00:09:12,447 IF HE DIDN'T SEE POTENTIAL. 192 00:09:12,447 --> 00:09:15,047 YOU SHOULD GO SEE HIM YOURSELF, JULIE. 193 00:09:15,047 --> 00:09:16,823 MAYBE HE'LL GIVE YOU A PRESCRIPTION. 194 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,824 - EXCUSE ME, SENATOR? - YOU NEVER KNOW. 195 00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:21,449 HE'S GOT A PRETTY GOOD TRACK RECORD... 13 MARRIAGES. 196 00:09:21,449 --> 00:09:24,116 OH, I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT'S IN THE CARDS FOR ME, SIR. 197 00:09:24,116 --> 00:09:25,408 YOU KEEP ME PRETTY BUSY. 198 00:09:25,408 --> 00:09:27,200 GOOD POINT, I DO. 199 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,427 I PUSH MY TEAM HARD. 200 00:09:29,427 --> 00:09:32,158 WAY TO LEAN IN, JULIE. 201 00:09:39,362 --> 00:09:42,984 - I'M BACK. - WHOA! HEY, HEY! 202 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,067 YEAH? 203 00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:48,065 SO? QUITE A TRIP, NO? 204 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,730 YOU TELL ME. HOW'D IT PLAY? 205 00:09:49,897 --> 00:09:52,937 ''SENATOR LOUIS LAFFER, OTHERS, ATTACKED IN AFGHANISTAN.'' 206 00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:54,769 ''OTHERS''? THAT'S ALL I GOT? 207 00:09:54,769 --> 00:09:56,892 EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE YOU WERE, 208 00:09:56,892 --> 00:09:59,808 ''RESCUED BY MYSTERY LATINA AND WHISKED HOME ON HER PARTY PLANE.'' 209 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,431 WE HAD TO GET LOUIS HOME. 210 00:10:01,431 --> 00:10:03,971 NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT ATTACK, KATHERINE. 211 00:10:04,096 --> 00:10:05,512 IT WAS AN ACT OF GOD. 212 00:10:05,512 --> 00:10:07,386 YEAH, ATTACKED IN A WAR ZONE. WHAT ARE THE ODDS? 213 00:10:07,386 --> 00:10:10,883 AND, BY THE WAY, THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THE TALIBAN SPOKESMAN DESCRIBED IT. 214 00:10:10,883 --> 00:10:12,550 - HOW? - AS AN ACT OF GOD, 215 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:13,882 SO YOU'RE ON THE SAME PAGE. 216 00:10:13,882 --> 00:10:15,797 OKAY, WE'LL GET PAST THIS. 217 00:10:15,797 --> 00:10:17,397 - UH-HUH. - IT'S ONLY A COUPLE OF CYCLES. 218 00:10:17,397 --> 00:10:20,377 ANYTHING TO READ INTO THE RECORD? 219 00:10:20,377 --> 00:10:22,335 YES. 220 00:10:22,335 --> 00:10:26,957 ''SENOR HEE-HAW'' DIED AT 86. 221 00:10:26,957 --> 00:10:28,080 WHAT? 222 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,538 OH, NO. 223 00:10:31,246 --> 00:10:32,537 I LOVED THAT GUY. 224 00:10:32,537 --> 00:10:34,369 I KNOW. 225 00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:38,449 I'M... SORRY. 226 00:10:39,383 --> 00:10:41,573 MR. PRESIDENT, I RISE TODAY 227 00:10:41,573 --> 00:10:44,820 TO MOURN THE DEATH AND CELEBRATE THE LIFE OF JULIAN ORTIZ PARADERO, 228 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:48,110 KNOWN TO TWO GENERATIONS OF FLORIDIAN CHILDREN 229 00:10:48,110 --> 00:10:50,817 AS ''SENOR HEE-HAW.'' 230 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,898 PARADERO, WHO PLAYED HIS IRASCIBLE CHARACTER 231 00:10:55,523 --> 00:10:57,312 ON MIAMI'S ''CHANNEL 5'' FOR OVER 43 YEARS... 232 00:10:58,354 --> 00:11:00,186 TAUGHT MILLIONS OF ENCHANTED YOUNGSTERS 233 00:11:00,186 --> 00:11:02,059 HOW TO COUNT IN ENGLISH, 234 00:11:02,059 --> 00:11:05,058 TIE THEIR SHOES, AND SHARE WITH OTHERS. 235 00:11:05,058 --> 00:11:10,014 ALTHOUGH ''SENOR HEE-HAW'' WAS DOGGED BY UNPROVEN CHARGES 236 00:11:10,014 --> 00:11:12,053 OF ENDANGERING MINORS IN HIS LATER YEARS, 237 00:11:12,303 --> 00:11:16,467 MANY OF US WILL NOT SOON FORGET HIS TWINKLING EYES 238 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,923 AND HIS TRADEMARK FALSETTO GIGGLE. 239 00:11:19,923 --> 00:11:23,588 HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. 240 00:11:24,961 --> 00:11:26,128 ''SENOR HEE-HAW.'' 241 00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:29,084 OH, UH, CANCEL MY HAIRCUT, WOULD YOU? 242 00:11:29,084 --> 00:11:31,083 I GOT TO GO OVER TO THE HYATT THIS MORNING. 243 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,390 YES, SIR. NEED A CAR? 244 00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:34,331 NAH, THAT'S OKAY. I'LL WALK. 245 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,746 OH, HEY, RANDALL. 246 00:11:36,954 --> 00:11:38,037 WELL, GOOD MORNING, SENATOR. 247 00:11:38,037 --> 00:11:40,369 RANDALL, WHERE DO WE STAND ON THE WATER RINGS 248 00:11:40,369 --> 00:11:42,051 ON THE SIDEBOARD OF MY OFFICE? 249 00:11:42,051 --> 00:11:43,949 OH, THE FINISH IS DAMAGED, SIR. 250 00:11:43,949 --> 00:11:45,116 IT'S NOT A CLEANING ISSUE. 251 00:11:45,116 --> 00:11:46,740 BAAAM! WRONG ANSWER. 252 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,946 THE RIGHT ANSWER IS ''WHATEVER IT TAKES, SENATOR.'' 253 00:11:49,946 --> 00:11:51,362 THAT'S HOW YOU GET AHEAD. 254 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,861 I'M RETIRING NEXT WEEK. 255 00:11:52,861 --> 00:11:54,485 WELL, THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME. YOU'RE CALL. 256 00:11:54,485 --> 00:11:57,899 AARON, YOU GOT TIME FOR A LITTLE WALK AND TALK? 257 00:11:58,066 --> 00:11:59,190 OF COURSE, SIR. 258 00:12:01,314 --> 00:12:03,395 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PRIDE, RANDALL. 259 00:12:03,395 --> 00:12:05,104 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PRIDE. 260 00:12:06,144 --> 00:12:07,227 SO... 261 00:12:09,059 --> 00:12:10,933 DID YOU HOOK UP WITH TAMMY? 262 00:12:10,933 --> 00:12:12,806 UH, I'LL TELL YOU, SENATOR, 263 00:12:12,806 --> 00:12:15,263 IF YOU PROMISE TO NEVER SAY ''HOOK UP'' AGAIN. 264 00:12:15,263 --> 00:12:16,554 OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH. 265 00:12:16,554 --> 00:12:18,553 OKAY, SO, WE DID HANG OUT A COUPLE OF TIMES... 266 00:12:18,553 --> 00:12:20,968 AHA! YEAH, WAS IT LOVE? 267 00:12:20,968 --> 00:12:22,300 HUH, WAS IT LOVE? 268 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:25,298 IT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THERE WAS NO GRAVITY AND SHIT? 269 00:12:25,298 --> 00:12:26,631 I DON'T KNOW, SIR. 270 00:12:26,631 --> 00:12:29,463 I MEAN, SHE'S SMART AND GOOD-LOOKING AND ALL. 271 00:12:29,463 --> 00:12:30,503 SHE'S JUST REALLY, REALLY WHITE. 272 00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:33,044 AND I HAVE TO ASSUME THAT YOU NOTICED THAT GOING IN. 273 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:36,691 NO, LIKE, SCARY WHITE. PROHIBITIVELY WHITE. 274 00:12:36,691 --> 00:12:40,289 LIKE, SWEATERS AND FRISBEES AND CAMPING 275 00:12:40,289 --> 00:12:41,330 AND MICHAEL BUBLE WHITE. 276 00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:43,205 SWEATERS. WHAT'S WRONG WITH SWEATERS? 277 00:12:43,205 --> 00:12:45,869 - NOTHING, IT'S JUST... - AH, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 278 00:12:45,869 --> 00:12:49,991 GIVE IT TIME. PEOPLE CHANGE. GOTTA GO. 279 00:12:51,782 --> 00:12:54,155 SURE, I VOTED FOR FOOD STAMPS. WHY? 280 00:12:54,155 --> 00:12:57,321 BECAUSE CUTTING FOOD STAMPS MEANS TAKING THE FOOD 281 00:12:57,321 --> 00:12:59,277 OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF HARD-WORKING 282 00:12:59,277 --> 00:13:02,567 NORTH CAROLINA FARMERS WHO PRODUCE FOOD STAMP FOOD. 283 00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:05,415 NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF MY OPPONENT 284 00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:07,106 HAS EVER MISSED A MEAL IN HIS LIFE, 285 00:13:07,272 --> 00:13:10,228 BUT I HAVE, AND BELIEVE ME, IT'S NO... PICNIC. 286 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:12,893 TIME. 287 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:16,142 COACH MANCUSI, YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESPOND. 288 00:13:16,142 --> 00:13:19,348 WELL, COACH BIGGS CAN PANDER TO OUR WONDERFUL FARMERS 289 00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:21,513 ALL HE WANTS, BUT THE FACT REMAINS 290 00:13:21,513 --> 00:13:24,386 THAT THE COST OF FOOD STAMPS HAS SKYROCKETED. 291 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:27,509 WE CANNOT AFFORD ANY MORE WASTEFUL RINO SPENDING. 292 00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:28,926 RINO? WHAT... 293 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:32,923 ''REPUBLICAN IN NAME ONLY.'' 294 00:13:32,923 --> 00:13:35,587 WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT QUESTION, SENATOR. 295 00:13:35,587 --> 00:13:39,085 YOUR AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE UNION RATING PLUMMETED 296 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,208 TO 98% LAST YEAR. 297 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,082 ARE YOU HOPELESSLY OUT OF STEP WITH YOUR PARTY? 298 00:13:44,082 --> 00:13:46,539 WELL, HELL, THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE I FAVORED BACKGROUND CHECKS. 299 00:13:46,747 --> 00:13:48,494 AS DID HITLER, BUT GO ON. 300 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,327 - THANK YOU, MADDIE. - I'M DIGGER! 301 00:13:50,327 --> 00:13:52,827 SO YOU WOULD FAVOR CRIMINALIZING 302 00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:56,495 PRIVATE GUN TRANSFERS BETWEEN HONEST CITIZENS? 303 00:13:56,495 --> 00:13:58,078 - WHY? - I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 304 00:13:58,078 --> 00:13:59,371 FOR THE RECORD, I'M AGAINST IT, 305 00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,537 SO THAT'S ANOTHER SHARP DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US. 306 00:14:01,537 --> 00:14:03,746 OH, EXCUSE ME FOR THE INTERRUPTION. 307 00:14:03,746 --> 00:14:05,454 OH, THAT'S OKAY, MRS. BIGGS. 308 00:14:05,454 --> 00:14:06,954 NO, IT'S NOT, AND SHE'S DIGGER! 309 00:14:06,954 --> 00:14:09,997 WELL, THERE IS THAT FAMOUS TEMPER OF YOURS, 310 00:14:09,997 --> 00:14:12,663 - AND I DO MEAN FAMOUS. - GOD DAMN IT! 311 00:14:12,663 --> 00:14:14,022 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 312 00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:17,498 LET'S TAKE A SHORT BREAK HERE TO TAKE LUNCH ORDERS. 313 00:14:19,498 --> 00:14:22,999 SHIT, ROBERT, I'M GONNA GET KILLED ON ALL THESE HIPPO ISSUES. 314 00:14:22,999 --> 00:14:27,332 I GOT A RECORD SUPPORTING ALL THE STUFF REPUBLICANS USED TO BE FOR. 315 00:14:27,332 --> 00:14:31,925 BACKGROUND CHECKS, MANDATES, INFRASTRUCTURE, YOU NAME IT. 316 00:14:31,925 --> 00:14:34,751 I'M BEING FUCKED BY MY OWN PETARD. 317 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,667 YOU WANT... YOU WANT A SHOULDER RUB THERE, MAN? 318 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:39,959 NO. 319 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,543 COME ON, IT'S NOT GAY, IT'S JUST A SHOULDER RUB. 320 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:46,627 HANG ON. 321 00:14:47,085 --> 00:14:49,002 SWEETIE? 322 00:14:49,794 --> 00:14:51,628 LOUIS? 323 00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:52,961 UH-HUH? LOUISE? 324 00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:54,669 - RIGHT HERE. - I'M COMING, I'M COMING. 325 00:14:54,878 --> 00:14:57,044 - WHOA, WHOA! - LOUISE? LOUISE? 326 00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:59,794 OH, THERE YOU ARE. 327 00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:03,712 - OH! 328 00:15:03,712 --> 00:15:05,963 DON'T NEED THAT. 329 00:15:05,963 --> 00:15:07,921 HELLO, PTSD. 330 00:15:08,962 --> 00:15:10,671 SO... 331 00:15:10,671 --> 00:15:12,380 WHAT'S GOING ON? 332 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:15,131 YOUR 4:00 VIDEO CHATTER WITH LOLA? 333 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,756 JAMES IS GONNA SET IT UP. 334 00:15:16,756 --> 00:15:19,839 IT ONLY TAKES A SECOND, SIR. EASY-PEASY. 335 00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:21,089 SHE'S BEEN SO WORRIED. 336 00:15:21,089 --> 00:15:23,215 SHE'S BEEN PRAYING FOR YOU BETWEEN CLASSES. 337 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,549 AW, MY POOR BABY GIRL. 338 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,466 SHE DIDN'T SIGN ON FOR THIS... 339 00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:30,174 A DAD WHO GOES TO WHERE THE SHIT IS. 340 00:15:30,174 --> 00:15:31,841 WINCING, WINCING. 341 00:15:31,841 --> 00:15:34,842 OH, SORRY. SOLDIER TALK. 342 00:15:35,841 --> 00:15:37,134 DADDY? 343 00:15:37,134 --> 00:15:38,925 WAIT, WHO ARE YOU? 344 00:15:38,925 --> 00:15:41,675 OH, SORRY. I'M JAMES, MS. LAFFER. I WORK FOR YOUR DAD. 345 00:15:41,926 --> 00:15:43,801 I WAS JUST GETTING HIM SET UP FOR YOUR CHAT. 346 00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:46,843 - LOLA, HONEY? - OH, HI, DADDY. 347 00:15:46,843 --> 00:15:48,676 I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 348 00:15:48,676 --> 00:15:52,010 - HOW'S YOUR POOR LEG? - IT'S FINE, HONEY, REALLY. 349 00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:53,636 THEY'VE GOT ME ALL PUT BACK TOGETHER. 350 00:15:53,636 --> 00:15:54,927 - CAN I SHOW HER? - MM-HMM. 351 00:15:54,927 --> 00:15:56,761 HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU. 352 00:15:58,262 --> 00:16:00,720 OH, MY GOSH, DADDY, THAT'S AWFUL. 353 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,178 NO, NO, REALLY, THE THING'S JUST SUPPORTING IT. 354 00:16:04,178 --> 00:16:05,888 NO BIG DEAL. 355 00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:08,596 HI AGAIN. 356 00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:10,763 HI. AGAIN. 357 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,679 WE'RE BACK. 358 00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:16,305 THIS QUESTION GOES FIRST TO SENATOR BIGGS. 359 00:16:16,305 --> 00:16:18,472 YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO RESPOND. 360 00:16:18,472 --> 00:16:21,890 SENATOR, YOU HAVE ALWAYS OPPOSED THE DEATH PENALTY 361 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:23,765 ON RELIGIOUS GROUNDS, 362 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:26,765 BUT IF MADDIE BIGGS WERE RAPED AND MURDERED, 363 00:16:26,765 --> 00:16:29,099 WOULD YOU FAVOR THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE KILLER? 364 00:16:29,099 --> 00:16:31,016 IF SHE WHAT? 365 00:16:31,016 --> 00:16:32,682 WELL. 366 00:16:33,099 --> 00:16:34,850 WELL? 367 00:16:36,683 --> 00:16:38,017 MURDERED HOW? 368 00:16:38,017 --> 00:16:39,600 HOW? 369 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,583 WHAT POSSIBLE DIFFERENCE DOES THAT MAKE? 370 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,726 JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION . 371 00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:47,143 COACH MANCUSI, SAME QUESTION TO YOU. 372 00:16:47,143 --> 00:16:49,809 IF MRS. MANCUSI WERE RAPED AND MURDERED, 373 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,727 WOULD YOU FAVOR THE DEATH PEN... 374 00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:54,769 HELLS YES. I WOULD FAVOR RIPPING TH KILLER'S BALLS OFF 375 00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:56,744 AND THROWING HIM OUT OF AN AIRPLANE! 376 00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:59,279 JESUS CHRIST ON A FOUR-MAN BOBSLED! 377 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,352 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, GIL JOHN? 378 00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:05,271 SENATOR BIGGS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESPOND TO COACH MANCUSI? 379 00:17:08,937 --> 00:17:10,354 THE SUIT. 380 00:17:13,604 --> 00:17:16,605 SO BENNY'S SETTING ME UP WITH A SUITE AT THE RITZ-CARLTON. 381 00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:18,938 THAT'S NOT FAR FROM HERE, RIGHT? 382 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:19,939 RIGHT. K-STREET? 383 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,814 IT'S JUST A SHORT LIMO GLIDE AWAY. 384 00:17:21,814 --> 00:17:24,856 YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GET THREE ROOMS, A RECEPTION AREA, 385 00:17:24,856 --> 00:17:25,939 AN OFFICE, AND A BEDROOM. 386 00:17:26,189 --> 00:17:28,189 TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR RECEPTION AREA. 387 00:17:28,356 --> 00:17:31,857 OH, THAT'S WHERE I RECEIVE MY HANDSOME LEGISLATOR 388 00:17:31,857 --> 00:17:33,732 BEFORE I WALK HIM THROUGH THE OFFICE, 389 00:17:33,732 --> 00:17:35,399 STRAIGHT INTO THE BEDROOM. 390 00:17:35,399 --> 00:17:37,858 AND WHAT IF WE DON'T MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE BEDROOM? 391 00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:39,941 I... BENNY WOULD NOTICE. 392 00:17:39,941 --> 00:17:42,650 OKAY, I'M GONNA LET YOU GO. 393 00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:44,234 CIAO! MWAH! 394 00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:45,734 CIAO. 395 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,276 WHAT? 396 00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:52,693 SHE'S MOVING TO A HOTEL ROOM. I THINK YOU'D BE THRILLED. 397 00:17:52,693 --> 00:17:55,986 YES, BECAUSE SO MANY GOOD THINGS HAPPEN IN HOTELS. 398 00:17:55,986 --> 00:17:57,027 LOOK, CAT, I GET IT. 399 00:17:57,027 --> 00:17:58,512 I KNOW I HAVE A DISCIPLINE PROBLEM. 400 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,134 I KNOW PEOPLE THINK I'M AN ADDICT. 401 00:18:00,134 --> 00:18:02,802 I BURNED THROUGH THREE MARRIAGE COUNSELORS ON THAT ISSUE ALONE, 402 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,595 BUT I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. 403 00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:06,095 I PROMISE. 404 00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:07,888 TO BE CONTINUED. 405 00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:10,598 I'VE GOT A MEETING WITH GRAYDON TALBOT. 406 00:18:10,598 --> 00:18:11,682 HOLD ON, SERIOUSLY? 407 00:18:11,682 --> 00:18:13,850 YEAH, HE'S IN TOWN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 408 00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:15,766 ANDY, YOU'VE BEEN IN THE SENATE FOR LESS THAN A YEAR. 409 00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:17,143 SO HAS TED CRUZ. 410 00:18:17,143 --> 00:18:19,019 DO YOU THINK HE'S WAITING TO PUT TOGETHER A TEAM? 411 00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:21,979 OBAMA WAITED FIVE MINUTES. IT'S DIFFERENT NOW. 412 00:18:21,979 --> 00:18:24,231 NO MORE KEEPING YOUR HEAD DOWN. NO MORE WAITING YOUR TURN. 413 00:18:24,231 --> 00:18:28,065 ANDY, GRAYDON TALBOT IS THE BIGGEST SCUMBAG IN NATIONAL POLITICS. 414 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,733 YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING. 415 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,860 LISTEN, WE'RE JUST GOING TO BE SPITBALLING IDEAS. 416 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,526 NO BILLABLES, IT'S NOT EVEN A FIRST DATE. 417 00:18:34,526 --> 00:18:35,862 NOT EVEN A PECK ON THE CHEEK. 418 00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:37,528 OH, WHAT THE HELL? 419 00:18:37,528 --> 00:18:39,613 ANDY, WHO AM I, MISS MONEYPENNY? 420 00:18:39,613 --> 00:18:41,365 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 421 00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:45,783 G.J., I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WEREN'T READY 422 00:18:45,783 --> 00:18:47,618 FOR THE RAPE/MURDER QUESTION. 423 00:18:47,618 --> 00:18:49,273 EVERYONE KNOWS IT. IT'S A CLASSIC. 424 00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:51,120 WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BONING UP 425 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,996 ON MY REVENGE FANTASIES, MADDIE. 426 00:18:52,996 --> 00:18:55,247 LISTEN, DIGGER'S GONNA TRY ANYTHING 427 00:18:55,247 --> 00:18:56,831 TO GET INSIDE YOUR HEAD. 428 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:59,082 HE'S RIDING A CONSIDERABLE LEAD RIGHT NOW, 429 00:18:59,082 --> 00:19:02,542 AND HE CAN SEW THIS UP IF YOU LOSE IT DURING THE DEBATE. 430 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,153 WE'VE GOT TO PREEMPT THAT AND THINK OF SOMETHING 431 00:19:05,153 --> 00:19:07,754 - TO THROW HIM OFF BALANCE. - RECRUITING VIOLATIONS. 432 00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:09,525 AND IT CAN'T BE RECRUITING VIOLATIONS. 433 00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:10,546 WHY NOT? 434 00:19:10,546 --> 00:19:11,922 BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A DAMN, 435 00:19:11,922 --> 00:19:14,716 EVEN IF DIGGER MANCUSI USED HOOKERS TO RECRUIT. 436 00:19:14,716 --> 00:19:16,383 FANS ONLY CARE ABOUT WINNING. 437 00:19:16,383 --> 00:19:18,843 - DIGGER BROUGHT IN HOOKERS? - OOH, NO. 438 00:19:18,843 --> 00:19:21,052 I'M JUST USING THAT AS AN EXAMPLE. 439 00:19:21,052 --> 00:19:23,512 WELL, THAT'S HOW RUMORS GET STARTED, MADDIE. 440 00:19:23,512 --> 00:19:26,305 HOW OLD WERE THE HOOKERS? 441 00:19:26,305 --> 00:19:28,765 FORGET THE HOOKERS! 442 00:19:28,765 --> 00:19:31,217 I'M JUST SAYING STAY AWAY FROM BASKETBALL. 443 00:19:31,217 --> 00:19:35,118 STAY AWAY FROM BASKETBALL? I AM BASKETBALL. 444 00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:36,789 IT'S MY BRAND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 445 00:19:36,789 --> 00:19:39,929 WELL, THERE YOU ARE LOSING IT AGAIN. 446 00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:42,022 WELL, I'M SORRY, MADDIE, BUT I GOT THESE TRIGGERS, OKAY? 447 00:19:42,022 --> 00:19:45,107 I ADMIT IT, AND IF SOME SON OF A BITCH ON TV 448 00:19:45,107 --> 00:19:47,733 ASKS ME TO IMAGINE MY WIFE'S RAPE AND MURDER, 449 00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:49,067 YEAH, I MIGHT BLOW. 450 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:51,985 WHY? BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING UPSETTING. 451 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,947 REALLY? 452 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,533 AWW. 453 00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:08,244 - THAT'S MY HONEY BEAR. 454 00:20:10,162 --> 00:20:15,915 FOR 17 YEARS, HE'S BEEN READY EVERY DAY TO HELP PEOPLE, 455 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,333 PEOPLE WHO ARE READY TO HELP THEMSELVES 456 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,083 TO TURN THEIR LIVES AROUND, 457 00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:23,753 PEOPLE WHO DON'T MAKE EXCUSES, WHO DIG DEEP, 458 00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:26,004 LIKE ROBERT BETTENCOURT HIMSELF 459 00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:30,256 WHO HAD A VISION FOR HIMSELF AND FOR PENNSYLVANIA, 460 00:20:30,256 --> 00:20:32,925 AND HAS BEEN GETTING IT DONE EVER SINCE. 461 00:20:32,925 --> 00:20:34,300 ROBERT BETTENCOURT. 462 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:38,010 ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY WITH NO EXCUSES. 463 00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:41,304 MY NAME IS ROBERT BETTENCOURT, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. 464 00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:45,973 OH, RANDALL, DID YOU SEE THE WHOLE THING? 465 00:20:46,181 --> 00:20:48,390 - I DID, SENATOR. - AND WHAT'D YOU THINK? 466 00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:51,059 WELL, WITH RESPECT, SIR, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I THINK. 467 00:20:51,059 --> 00:20:52,852 WELL, WHY WOULDN'T IT? 468 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,269 THAT AD ISN'T INTENDED FOR ME. 469 00:20:54,269 --> 00:20:55,852 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 470 00:20:55,852 --> 00:20:58,979 YOU'RE RUNNING THAT AD FOR WHITE VOTERS TO SHOW THEM 471 00:20:59,147 --> 00:21:00,231 THAT YOU'RE FEELING THEM. 472 00:21:00,231 --> 00:21:02,566 I... I UNDERSTAND. THAT'S POLITICS. 473 00:21:02,566 --> 00:21:04,232 YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, 474 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,943 WHICH IS TO GO ALL ''CLARENCE THOMAS'' ON US. 475 00:21:07,943 --> 00:21:09,527 THAT'S FINE, 476 00:21:09,527 --> 00:21:13,863 BUT YOU DON'T NEED MY APPROVAL FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 477 00:21:13,863 --> 00:21:16,990 WELL, ASIDE FROM THAT, HOW'D YOU LIKE IT? 478 00:21:19,949 --> 00:21:21,367 HAVE A GOOD EVENING, SENATOR. 479 00:21:30,371 --> 00:21:32,862 - YOU LOOK NICE TONIGHT. - REALLY? 480 00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:35,666 - YEAH, YOU SOUND SURPRISED. - I AM. 481 00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:39,085 IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED, I'M A BIT FASHION CHALLENGED. 482 00:21:39,085 --> 00:21:43,088 NO, NO, I HADN'T NOTICED. I LOVE YOUR SWEATERS. 483 00:21:43,088 --> 00:21:46,964 WELL, THANKS, BUT IT'S TRUE. 484 00:21:55,384 --> 00:21:57,686 - WHAT WAS THAT? - OH. 485 00:21:57,686 --> 00:21:59,681 YOU HUNT. 486 00:21:59,681 --> 00:22:03,056 USED TO. JUST SQUIRRELS. 487 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:06,100 SQUIRRELS, WHY? LIKE, FOR FUN? 488 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:10,092 OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S HORRIBLE. 489 00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:11,561 FOR FOOD. 490 00:22:11,561 --> 00:22:13,207 DO YOU LIKE SQUIRREL? 491 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:16,980 LIKE IT? PEOPLE EAT SQUIRRELS? 492 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:20,190 MY PEOPLE DO. DURING THE SUMMER MONTHS ANYWAY. 493 00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:23,860 WE USED TO GO UP TO THIS CABIN IN THE WOODS MY UNCLE HAS, 494 00:22:24,026 --> 00:22:26,194 AND WE'D SHOOT SQUIRRELS, 495 00:22:26,194 --> 00:22:28,362 AND THEN THE BOYS WOU LD SKIN 'EM AND GUT 'EM. 496 00:22:28,362 --> 00:22:29,945 AND THEN MY SISTER AND I, 497 00:22:29,945 --> 00:22:31,404 WE'D CLEAN 'EM AND PUT THEM IN A BIG POT OF WATER 498 00:22:31,613 --> 00:22:33,780 AND SOAK FOR A COUPLE DAYS, AND THEN ON SATURDAY NIGHTS, 499 00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:35,961 WE WOULD QUARTER 'EM AND BOIL 'EM 500 00:22:35,961 --> 00:22:37,503 FOR ABOUT 45 MINUTES OR SO, 501 00:22:37,503 --> 00:22:40,004 AND THEN SERVE THEM WITH SOME RED HOT GRAVY... 502 00:22:40,004 --> 00:22:42,504 OH, WHICH FRANKLY MAKES THE WHOLE MEAL. 503 00:22:42,504 --> 00:22:46,880 I MEAN, WITHOUT THE GRAVY, YOU JUST GOT STRINGY, GREY MEAT. 504 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:47,964 UGH. 505 00:22:47,964 --> 00:22:51,089 ANYWAY, THE GRAVY IS PRETTY KEY. 506 00:22:53,632 --> 00:22:55,175 GOOD TIMES. 507 00:22:55,632 --> 00:22:57,300 WOW. 508 00:22:57,300 --> 00:23:00,216 EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT STORY... EVERY DETAIL... 509 00:23:00,216 --> 00:23:03,217 IS JUST SO... SO COLORFUL. 510 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,477 AWW, YOU'RE SWEET. 511 00:23:05,477 --> 00:23:08,969 LET'S GO GET HAMMERED. 512 00:23:34,183 --> 00:23:35,309 HEY, GRAYDON. 513 00:23:35,309 --> 00:23:37,476 HEY, MAN, LONG TIME. 514 00:23:38,268 --> 00:23:40,436 WHOO! YES! 515 00:23:40,436 --> 00:23:42,102 CHARLES! 516 00:23:42,102 --> 00:23:45,062 ''YOU PUT THE FLAME ON ME'' 517 00:23:45,062 --> 00:23:47,062 DID YOU JUST GET HERE? DID YOU MISS THAT? 518 00:23:47,228 --> 00:23:48,562 I'M AFRAID SO. 519 00:23:48,562 --> 00:23:50,562 IT'S AN INTERESTING VENUE FOR A PITCH, GRAYDON. 520 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,104 WHAT, YOU MEAN, LIKE, ME PITCHING YOU? 521 00:23:52,104 --> 00:23:55,021 OH, MAN, WE GOT TO FIRE BOTH OF OUR SCHEDULERS. 522 00:23:55,021 --> 00:23:56,397 THEY GOT IT BACKWARDS. 523 00:23:56,397 --> 00:23:59,648 - BUSY, ARE YOU? - OH, YEAH, BUT NOT FOR LONG. 524 00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,440 I AM TECHNICALLY RETIRED. 525 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:04,357 WHY WOULD I WANT TO RUN CAMPAIGNS ANYMORE? 526 00:24:04,357 --> 00:24:06,025 MONEY? 527 00:24:06,025 --> 00:24:09,068 I'M WORTH MORE THAN MY ENTIRE PRINCETON CLASS COMBINED, 528 00:24:09,068 --> 00:24:11,526 AND I DIDN'T GET RICH RUNNING LOSING CAMPAIGNS 529 00:24:11,526 --> 00:24:14,318 LIKE MIKE MURPHY. I GOT RICH WINNING THEM. 530 00:24:14,526 --> 00:24:16,194 WHAT DO I MEAN BY WINNING? 531 00:24:16,194 --> 00:24:18,528 GREAT, GREAT QUESTION. 532 00:24:18,528 --> 00:24:22,654 THE ANSWER IS 38 OUT OF 50. 533 00:24:22,654 --> 00:24:26,654 THAT'S THE NUMBER OF OPPONENTS I DROVE OUT OF POLITICS FOREVER. 534 00:24:26,654 --> 00:24:28,822 THAT'S FOREVER. 535 00:24:28,822 --> 00:24:31,488 LOSERS I FUCKED UP SO BADLY, 536 00:24:31,488 --> 00:24:34,198 THEY NEVER RAN AGAIN FOR ANYTHING. 537 00:24:34,198 --> 00:24:35,739 SO YOU'RE NOT PITCHING. 538 00:24:35,739 --> 00:24:37,657 OH, NO, MAN. I'M RETIRED. 539 00:24:37,657 --> 00:24:38,782 NO OFFENSE. 540 00:24:38,782 --> 00:24:42,367 LISTEN, I MEAN, YOU KILLED LAST FALL. 541 00:24:42,367 --> 00:24:44,826 - PROPS FOR THAT. - YEAH. 542 00:24:44,826 --> 00:24:46,451 BUT PRESIDENT? 543 00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:49,402 YOU'RE WAY OUT AHEAD OF YOUR HEADLIGHTS, DUDE. 544 00:24:49,402 --> 00:24:52,203 YOU SHOULD BE OUT THERE BUSTING YOUR HUMP 545 00:24:52,203 --> 00:24:53,828 TO GET OTHER PEOPLE ELECTED. 546 00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:56,537 YOU NEED THEM TO OWE YOU ONCE YOU JUMP IN. 547 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:59,496 BUT HELL, A FUCKING INTERN FROM POLITICO KNOWS THAT 548 00:24:59,496 --> 00:25:01,163 - AND SO DO YOU. - YEAH. 549 00:25:01,163 --> 00:25:05,164 SO NO CHARGE. BESIDES I AM OUT OF THE GAME. 550 00:25:05,164 --> 00:25:06,623 HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 551 00:25:06,748 --> 00:25:08,415 WE HAVE MR. GRAYDON TALBOT IN THE HOUSE. 552 00:25:08,415 --> 00:25:10,582 MR. GRAYDON TALBOT, YOU MIND COMING AND DOING SOMETHING FOR US? 553 00:25:10,582 --> 00:25:12,165 GOT TO GO. 554 00:25:12,165 --> 00:25:13,291 WAIT, GRAYDON, LET ME... 555 00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:16,333 I'M RETIRED, MAN. REALLY. 556 00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:18,459 SO MUCH FUN. WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN. 557 00:25:18,459 --> 00:25:19,625 - BUENOS NOCHES. - GOOD NIGHT, PROFESSOR. 558 00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:21,292 SEE YOU IN CLASS. 559 00:25:26,336 --> 00:25:28,212 LET ME GUESS, YOU TEACH. 560 00:25:28,212 --> 00:25:30,128 - I DO. - GEORGETOWN. 561 00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:31,753 GEORGE WASHINGTON. 562 00:25:31,753 --> 00:25:34,213 I'M A VISITING PROFESSOR FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF BARCELONA. 563 00:25:34,213 --> 00:25:36,046 THAT'S GREAT. 564 00:25:36,046 --> 00:25:39,047 WHAT IS? THAT I'M A PROFESSOR, OR FROM BARCELONA? 565 00:25:39,047 --> 00:25:40,464 THAT YOU'RE VISITING. 566 00:26:23,193 --> 00:26:27,927 (c)CREATED AND SYNCH BY KIBERLINE. Resync by gybe